{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"type":"standard","title":"Rosemarie Whyte","displaytitle":"Rosemarie Whyte","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q238282","titles":{"canonical":"Rosemarie_Whyte","normalized":"Rosemarie Whyte","display":"Rosemarie Whyte"},"pageid":18308947,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Whyte_02427.JPG/330px-Whyte_02427.JPG","width":320,"height":382},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Whyte_02427.JPG","width":1689,"height":2017},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272316705","tid":"ca9dc64c-dd1a-11ef-946a-57874d7a94c1","timestamp":"2025-01-28T01:54:21Z","description":"Jamaican sprinter","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Whyte","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Whyte?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Whyte?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rosemarie_Whyte"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Whyte","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rosemarie_Whyte","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Whyte?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rosemarie_Whyte"}},"extract":"Rosemarie Whyte is the 2008 Jamaican national 400m champion. She represented Jamaica at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, China, and at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain. At both Olympics she was part of the bronze medal-winning Jamaican 4 × 400 m teams.","extract_html":"
Rosemarie Whyte is the 2008 Jamaican national 400m champion. She represented Jamaica at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, China, and at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain. At both Olympics she was part of the bronze medal-winning Jamaican 4 × 400 m teams.
"}{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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The 1922 College Football All-Southern Team consists of college football players chosen by various organizations and writers for College Football All-Southern Teams for the 1922 Southern Conference football season. It was the first season of the Southern Conference.
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}