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{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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