{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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